This happened to me today:
I went to see a client and came upon a semi truck in idle at a stop sign. The driver was in the street, totally NAKED, screaming, cussing and shaking his fist at a building. He kind of lunged at my car - totally naked.
Me: Hi there. I'd like to make a report of a semi truck driver who is completely naked in the middle of the street at 2nd St. & Garfield.
911: Which corner is he on?
Me: The one with the idling semi truck and naked guy in the street. I don't think you can miss it.
911: What ethnicity is he? Mexican? Black?
Me: White. And naked.
911: Does he have a weapon?
Me: Just his penis (said while slightly chuckling).
Roughly 10 minutes later a meter maid cop pulls up in her golf cart thingie which makes me burst out laughing.
Five minutes later, real cops - and naked semi driver is arrested.