Hi there. My name is Stacey Champion, I am 39 years old, I was born in Minneapolis, MN, I have lived in Arizona for the past 12 years, and I DID NOT TRY TO MAIL A PUPPY. Got it? I did NOT try to/want to/need to - mail a frickin' puppy.
39 year old Stacey Champion, who lives in downtown Minneapolis, has a different birthday than me, and is African American - tried to mail a puppy.
If you're still pissed off, go find her instead of picking the first person (me) who shows up when you Google "Stacey Champion." This is ridiculous.
And guess what? They call public records PUBLIC, because they're PUBLIC! If you're going to take the time to google a stranger, then harass them; why not take the damn time to make sure you've got the right Stacey Champion?! Get a copy of the arrest record like I did, when I was trying to make sure my identity hadn't been stolen.
Holy shitballs.
Watch this video and see for yourself!
And by the way, this is our newly adopted Humane Society puppy, Mazzy, who we got because we just lost our almost 12 year old dog this past August. She is here, not in a UPS box, a USPS box, or any other kind of box. Dummies.
Yeah! That's why I was totally freaking out when I started getting all the weird emails - I totally thought my identity had been stolen. Once I talked to the cops though & they sent me a copy of the arrest record, I knew it was just a bizzaro coincidence - but a HUGE pain in my ass!
ReplyDeleteWhat a major pain in the patoot.
ReplyDeleteYou're just trying to distract us from that time you tied a cat to a messenger pigeon.
ReplyDeleteI seriously just SNORTED! Hahahaha!
ReplyDeleteYou just can't always create great P.R. for your own incidents, you know. It's just not fair to all the other human interest stories waiting in line. Have you checked or reported this to Snopes.com? Totally Wack.
ReplyDeleteYou're still the crazy lady
ReplyDeleteThanks, Anonymous! I think you're crazy too + a chicken shit for being anonymous. xoxo
ReplyDeleteHahaha, that's too funny!
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